1 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:16,766 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 2 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,811 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 3 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,315 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 4 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:28,403 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 5 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:32,282 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 6 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 7 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,998 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:43,543 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 9 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,256 Ow! 10 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,884 -Come on, you can do it! -I'm doing it! 11 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:52,635 Ow. 12 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,222 I did it. I did it. I did it. 13 00:00:56,306 --> 00:01:00,310 Congratulations, Grace. You walked the length of the couch. 14 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:03,646 Next time would you keep your hands out of my underpants? 15 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,315 I mean, what were you doing back there? 16 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:09,110 That is not the attitude that's gonna get you to the fireplace. 17 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:13,114 Well, what's the attitude that'll keep you away from my ass? 18 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,909 Oh, you are in fine form today. 19 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:19,704 But you can't get me down. I've got a whole day planned with Jacob. 20 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,998 Also, I am high. 21 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,333 Well, what's the big plan? 22 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,252 Are you gonna eat too much kale and pass out at a laser show? 23 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,254 No, it's not Christmas. 24 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,007 We're gonna go see the baby, get some dinner, 25 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:34,093 and then cuddle up and watch several episodes of Longmire. 26 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,720 For somebody that hates guns, 27 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,973 you sure do like to see guys blow each other off their horses. 28 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,266 Are we talking Longmire? 29 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,685 -Sure as shootin'. -Hey. 30 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,146 You know you have water damage on your kitchen ceiling. 31 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,106 -How long has it been like that? -I don't know. 32 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:51,236 Maybe since I got hooked on that Diet Coke/Mentos geyser trick? 33 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,072 I told you to take that act outside. 34 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,616 Then I have to deal with wind factor, bird strike. 35 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,077 -Too many variables. -Give me my pain pills. 36 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,705 Are you gonna be okay without me today? 37 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,334 I'm gonna be just fine. Nick is stopping by in a bit. 38 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:09,921 Oh, in your condition, you cannot have sex. 39 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:12,715 Only hand stuff, okay? 40 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,510 Only hand stuff. 41 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,222 In a desperate attempt to change the subject... 42 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,682 this is a good one. 43 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:22,767 I read it in our book club. 44 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:26,688 -Since when are you in a book club? -Since Winnie invited me to join hers. 45 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,065 Winnie's the only friend I made in Santa Fe. 46 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,859 She's an extra on Longmire. 47 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,652 It shoots in Santa Fe. 48 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:35,363 -Shouldn't you guys be gone by now? -Right. Right. 49 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:38,366 Listen, I want you to promise me you're gonna get up and walk around. 50 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:39,742 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 51 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:43,663 To tempt you, I've hidden little airplane vodka bottles all around the house. 52 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:47,500 Oh. Well, then I guess I should get started. 53 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,626 Aah! 54 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,379 Yeah, you better get started. 55 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:53,339 To the baby. 56 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,373 Now you won't even look at me? 57 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,711 Thank you. I just want a chance... 58 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:33,880 ...to explain! 59 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:37,258 What I said to Frankie was after a long day 60 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,260 and I had too much to drink and-- 61 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:43,348 I don't want to talk about this anymore. Every time we do, it just gets worse. 62 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,225 But we have to talk about it. 63 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,227 No, actually, we do not. 64 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,396 You said what you said. You can't un-say it. 65 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,566 And I can't un-hear it. We just have to live with it. 66 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:57,487 I suppose I better call Joan-Margaret and tell her not to come over. 67 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,072 You will do no such thing. 68 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:02,951 We haven't seen her in forever and I'm very much looking forward to it. 69 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:07,664 So... we're just going to smile and pretend everything's okay? 70 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,748 Yes. 71 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:13,086 It kept my marriage together for 40 years, it can keep us together for one lunch. 72 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:17,465 And I will work on not doing that while she's here. 73 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,682 Are you accepting visitors? 74 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,518 Are you tall, dark, and handsome? 75 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,186 Two out of three ain't bad. 76 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,563 Oh, thank you. 77 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,149 God, I feel like I've won the Kentucky Derby. 78 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,655 We'll have you up and running at Churchill Downs in no time. 79 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,032 But till then, Kooky called to tell me 80 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,660 we should take a little stroll around the room. 81 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,245 And to stop calling her Kooky. 82 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,664 Come on, it'll be very Jane Austen. 83 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:52,375 You know, I just walked to the kitchen and back. 84 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,336 Really? Is there something else I can do for you? 85 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,338 Actually, I am hungry. 86 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,965 I'd love an omelet. 87 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,050 Perfect. I'll have my chef come over. 88 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,137 He will make you an omelet that will blow your bra off. 89 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,016 This is how you do it, isn't it? 90 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,268 Nah, I got lots of ways to get bras off. 91 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:12,854 No, I meant the way you always get someone 92 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,647 to take care of everything for you. 93 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,066 Do you not understand what being rich is? 94 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,652 Yeah. I'm just saying, you know, 95 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:24,032 it might be nice if every once in a while, you did something yourself. 96 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,200 Well, all right, let's get that bra off. 97 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,244 Frankie said only hand stuff. 98 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,705 I know, she told me that, too. That's why she called me. 99 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,081 Still hungry. 100 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,418 Fine. I'll make an omelet. I've eaten a million of 'em. 101 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,462 I can reverse-engineer it. 102 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,464 Maybe just scrambled eggs. 103 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:42,341 You'll be missing out on my great omelet, but okay. 104 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,226 Hi, Mom! Hi, Jacob! 105 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:55,813 -Hi, Jacob! Hi, Frankie! -Hey, guys. 106 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:59,942 Oh, who's crying? Who's crying? 107 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:08,242 So, um... how's everything going? 108 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:11,120 Great! A little tense. 109 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,415 My left eye's doing this thing. But good. Good. 110 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:18,002 Quick question, when was the last time you've gotten any sleep? 111 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,587 When was the last time we saw you? 112 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:23,091 When we brought this little piece of perfection into the world. 113 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,634 -Day before that then. -Yeah. 114 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,303 Uh-oh. That's my girl. 115 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,098 How did you do that? 116 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,851 I've got the touch. For babies and nunchucks. 117 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,938 Jacob, this is our little goddess. 118 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,314 Hey, you. 119 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:40,316 She's beautiful. 120 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,694 She doesn't have a name yet, but there's no rush. 121 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:45,988 She'll tell us what it is. 122 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,824 Maybe it's Frankie. 123 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:51,035 Now, how do we know that she's actually asleep? 124 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,538 Well, her eyes are closed. 125 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,039 And she's sleeping. 126 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,667 -Is this a trick question? -What if she's faking it? 127 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,044 Why would a newborn baby fake being asleep? 128 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,296 So she can hear what we're saying about her. 129 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,924 -Does anyone else smell cotton candy? -Yes! That's what that is! 130 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,093 These guys are unraveling. 131 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,721 All new parents unravel. Don't you remember? 132 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,223 -Oh, my God! -What?! 133 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,017 My finger just went into her skull! 134 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,437 That was just the fontanel. It's fine. 135 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,439 See? They need me. 136 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,941 Can we just stay a bit longer? 137 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,569 -Well, I was hoping we might-- -Come on, it'll be fun. 138 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,195 My fontanel never closed. 139 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,240 See? Fun! 140 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:33,870 And then you add the onions and the peppers and let it simmer. 141 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,164 Thanks so much for helping me with this. 142 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,208 And for lending me the pot and all the ingredients. 143 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,128 I want to make tonight really special for Nadia. 144 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,214 Look at you. You light up whenever you say her name. 145 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,466 I'm really proud of her. 146 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:48,801 She aced her makeup effects final. 147 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:52,889 Her teacher said he'd never met a student that picked up varicose veins so quickly. 148 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:56,184 Oh, you guys are gonna do it so hard tonight. 149 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,185 No! 150 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,479 Why do you think I'm making chili? 151 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,064 That's the most unromantic food I could think of. 152 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,774 You're still waiting? 153 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,486 It's only a couple more weeks till her first birthday. 154 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,737 Then ding, ding, ding. 155 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,907 You realize how gross that sounds? 156 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,745 Her first AA birthday. God. 157 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,706 No, the "ding, ding, ding" part. What is that? 158 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,336 Have you noticed that water damage on the kitchen ceiling? 159 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,255 -What's it with men and water damage? -We're against it. 160 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,551 Breakfast for lunch is served. 161 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,471 Salmonella for lunch is served. 162 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,059 Did you cook these? 163 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,686 Well, I didn't want to dry 'em out. 164 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,609 Mm. 165 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:48,152 Yummy. 166 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,242 Oh, come on, they can't be that bad. 167 00:08:58,746 --> 00:08:59,789 Mm. 168 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,543 Hmm. 169 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,837 Tangy. 170 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,300 -You can spit them out. Here. -I'd like to. 171 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,516 - Oh... - Et voilà. 172 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,560 That's a damn good swaddle. 173 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,812 I learned how to do a tight roll 174 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,773 selling vegan burritos at Grateful Dead concerts. 175 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,401 Hey. 176 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,320 Oh, the poor things. 177 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,407 There really is a lid for every pot. 178 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:38,411 Hey, you want to go check out Balboa Gardens before dinner? 179 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,079 Oh, we can't leave yet. 180 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,999 -Why not? -Well, look at them. 181 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:46,252 They haven't slept in four days. They need a break. 182 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,463 -What about us? -We can be together here. 183 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,008 I saw some Bagel Bites in the freezer. 184 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,844 And we all know... 185 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:58,306 that Bagel Bites are the prelude to a rockin' good time. 186 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,850 Well, I guess I can't argue with that. 187 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,727 Oh, we could watch Longmire. 188 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,104 I know Bud's Netflix password. 189 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:06,939 It's "I'm Bud," same as mine. 190 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,984 I've been dying to, now that we know who killed Lucian's wife. 191 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,527 -What? -What? 192 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,903 We don't know that. 193 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,780 Oh, yeah, right. 194 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,823 I mean... 195 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,451 we have our theories. 196 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:22,246 Jacob, did you watch Longmire without me? 197 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,373 I, um... 198 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,083 might have seen a little. 199 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,168 What?! 200 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:31,422 What? 201 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,090 We only saw a few episodes. 202 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,342 Who's "we"? 203 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:38,054 Winnie. She wanted me to see the scene where she's an extra buying potato chips, 204 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,222 and we got sucked in. 205 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,059 Understandable, it's Longmire. 206 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:46,771 But how could you watch our show with another woman? 207 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,272 It didn't mean anything. 208 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,940 And she was terrible. 209 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,110 I mean, really ate up the scenery along with her potato chips. 210 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,155 Where'd you and Winnie watch our show? 211 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:57,907 On the couch. 212 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,660 She sat in my couch groove? 213 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,578 I'd rather have you in your couch groove, 214 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,497 but you keep canceling trips to come see me. 215 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,374 Because I was having a baby! 216 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:08,959 Fine. 217 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,213 I'm sorry. I'll watch it again with you. 218 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:15,841 What's the point? I already know someone's buying potato chips. 219 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,134 Frankie... 220 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,387 You know, Grace asked me to watch Longmire with her. 221 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,388 No, she didn't. 222 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:23,224 No, she didn't. But if she had, I would've said no. 223 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,101 Like you should've said no to Winnie. 224 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:29,188 I should've done a lot of things, like maybe not coming here. 225 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,818 Where are you going? 226 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,319 To Winnie's house? 227 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,821 It's a thousand miles away. 228 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:41,117 Oh, look who knows exactly how many miles away Winnie's house is! 229 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,828 I'll see you later. 230 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,344 Compliments to the chef. 231 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,346 I'll relay them to Toucan Sam. 232 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,640 Oh! 233 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,184 Time for you to go anywhere else. 234 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,563 -Go, go! I've gotta change my bandage. -Great, I can help. 235 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,982 No, no, no! No, no, no, no. 236 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,485 I need you to be as far away from this as possible. 237 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:17,737 Why? 238 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,405 "Why"? 239 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,909 You don't strike me as a change-the-bandage kind of guy. 240 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,163 -Hey, you didn't think I was an egg guy. -You're not an egg guy. 241 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,582 Because I'm too busy changing bandages. 242 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,501 Come on. It's not a big deal. 243 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,503 All right. 244 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,381 Okay. 245 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:50,102 I don't know what you're so worried about. This doesn't look so bad. 246 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,854 Oh, Jes-- 247 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,653 Joan-Margaret, I can't get over how happy you look. 248 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,781 Oh, I don't just look happy. I am happy. 249 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,451 I am the happiest I have ever been. 250 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,453 No more being told what to do. 251 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,747 No more working for the boss-man. 252 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,208 You know, we were your boss-men. 253 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,002 Well, you know what I mean. I'm free. 254 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:18,923 And I don't give a S-H-I-T anymore. 255 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,384 I'm finally doing all the shit I never did before. 256 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,346 I don't finish books I don't like. 257 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,265 I eat fried food. I smoke. 258 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,475 You don't smoke. 259 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,144 I just started. It's fantastic! 260 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,771 -Do you want one? -Yes. 261 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,731 -No, thanks. -I mean no. 262 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:38,567 Well, listen to me just going on about myself. 263 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,611 How are you boys enjoying retirement? 264 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,696 It's great. I'm starring in The Music Man. 265 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,282 And I'm heavily involved in local activism. 266 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,536 I don't know if you've heard, but I won a Tappy for my last show. 267 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,912 I did hear that. 268 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:50,913 You did? 269 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,498 No. 270 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,209 -Oh... -And I started knitting P-hats. 271 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:59,088 You can use the word "pussy" with me, Sol. I'm cool. 272 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,258 We've just been very busy. 273 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,428 - And happy. Really happy. - Mm. 274 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,849 Busy busy and happy happy. 275 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:12,977 And... 276 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,145 very, very busy. 277 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,314 Cut the crap, boys. 278 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,442 Let's talk about what's really going on. 279 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,280 Can we smoke on the patio? 280 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,449 -We don't really-- -Well, try and stop me. 281 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,497 Did I pass out? 282 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,207 Yep. 283 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,253 Grace, you didn't see what I saw. 284 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,256 It's way worse when you look at it straight on. 285 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,427 -Back me up here, Mallory. -We don't know each other that well. 286 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,637 - I thought you were the nice one. - She is. 287 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,348 But luckily, the not-nice one does CrossFit 288 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,893 and was able to pick you up and put you on that couch. 289 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,853 What? I do CrossFit. 290 00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,232 I say I do CrossFit-- Aah! Jesus-ah! 291 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,984 See? It's not just me. 292 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,861 Well, at least I remained upright. 293 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,905 We are gonna get you up and walking. 294 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,865 I don't think I can walk right now. 295 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,367 I think she was referring to me, Dr. Kildare. 296 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,995 Oh, I'm sure you don't even know who Dr. Kildare is. 297 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,122 She's testing me. She's always testing me. 298 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,834 -I'm not testing you. And you failed. -I didn't fail anything. 299 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,338 Just because I may or may not have fainted does not mean I can't take care of you. 300 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,549 You know what? I'm gonna text my physical therapist 301 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,509 to help you move around. 302 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,802 Your guy makes house calls? 303 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,472 Oh, he's got guys that make house calls for everything. 304 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:35,392 That's how he takes care of people, he just calls one of his guys. 305 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,437 Huh. 306 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,190 What? What? 307 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,818 The air must be really thin up there on her high horse. 308 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,112 - It's probably affecting her memory. - Mm. 309 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,948 What are you talking about? 310 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,533 When we were young and we'd get sick, 311 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,036 you'd always "call in a guy" to deal with us 312 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,746 so that you didn't have to. 313 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:56,956 Who? 314 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,624 -Daddy! -Dad! 315 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,167 It's not that I couldn't. 316 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,087 It's that I didn't want to. 317 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,090 Yeah, you weren't exactly the kind of mom we could give our gum to. 318 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,051 -She made us swallow it. -What am I, some kind of garbage can? 319 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:12,596 It's like we're the same person. I was a shitty parent, too. 320 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,975 This is yet one more thing we have in common. 321 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,893 I was not a shitty parent! 322 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,146 If I were, my daughters wouldn't have dropped by to check on me. 323 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,565 And you'd still be on the floor. 324 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,694 Well, actually, Frankie asked us to come over. 325 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:27,987 There's a mom. 326 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,034 Agh. 327 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,414 What are you doing over there? 328 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,666 I'm on Winnie's Facebook page. 329 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,210 Is there an I-Hate-Winnie button on this thing? 330 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,588 Who's Winnie? 331 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:51,135 Just some background actress angling for a leading part. 332 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,386 Where's Jacob? 333 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,388 He left. 334 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,807 -Is everything okay? -You'll have to ask Winnie. 335 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,768 No, I'll ask Winnie. I'm the one asking questions here. 336 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,813 Mom, what's going on? Are you worried about Jacob and this woman? 337 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,815 I don't know what I'm worried about! 338 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:08,277 I don't know what's going on because I'm not in Santa Fe. 339 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,280 I'm here. And now he's here, and I'm here. 340 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,407 -I gotta get out of here. -You can't go! 341 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,243 Yeah, what if I put my finger in her head again? 342 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,121 What if she's allergic to peanuts but she can't tell us? 343 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,958 - We clearly don't know what we're doing. nobody does. 344 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,045 Except for whoever raised Regis Philbin. 345 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,172 But I don't want to fuck it up. 346 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,509 You will, but you're good people. 347 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:36,096 No matter how much you fuck up, Faith is gonna be okay. 348 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,770 Did she just name our baby "Faith"? 349 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,313 I think she did. 350 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,607 I think I like it. 351 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,984 I think I like it, too. 352 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,905 Hi, Faith. 353 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,491 We're gonna fuck you up. 354 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,167 Ouch. 355 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,545 -Hey. -Hey. 356 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,339 Oh, it looks so nice! 357 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,091 You look nice! 358 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,967 Thanks. Um... 359 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,761 I have sparkling cider. 360 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,471 Fancy! 361 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,556 Oh-- Oh! Um... 362 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,434 -I'm in the way. -No. 363 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,437 -I'm gonna... -Okay. 364 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,241 Is that a new cologne? 365 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,079 -Beans. -Beans. 366 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,380 -There. -There. 367 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,422 Yeah. 368 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,049 Salsa. 369 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,223 -You need help with anything? -No, no. I'm almost done. 370 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,016 I've got it all under control. 371 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,854 Oh! 372 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:10,941 Damn it! Another tomato disaster. 373 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,783 Smells in here. 374 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,494 Maybe I should wait outside. 375 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,871 -That's a good idea. -Okay. 376 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,706 Yeah. Um... 377 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,847 Boys, "soul mate" is just a word. 378 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,349 It's actually two words. 379 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,684 Words, words. 380 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,645 It's like when you two obsessed over every little word 381 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:52,983 in those legal documents I typed up. I mean, who cares? 382 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,652 I'm sorry, but these words do matter. 383 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:59,198 Yes, but you just kept going 'round and 'round in circles about it. 384 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:04,995 Did you ever wonder why I had those liens on my house? 385 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:09,333 I'd imagined it had to do with your menagerie of exotic reptiles. 386 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:13,253 The truth is, I had a bit of a gambling problem. 387 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:17,007 -You did? -Didn't realize it till I went to therapy. 388 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:20,052 It wasn't the liens on your house that made you realize it? 389 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:23,597 No, Mr. Smarty-Pants. That's why I needed therapy. 390 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,516 I was stuck in a loop but I didn't see it. 391 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:31,438 Just like you boys. And I needed somebody to help me sort it all out. 392 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,650 So you don't have a gambling problem anymore? 393 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,984 Oh, I do, Sol. 394 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,070 But it's much more manageable. 395 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:42,991 Thanks to my headshrinker, I only take the shuttle to the casino once a week. 396 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,745 By the way, do you two play the ponies? Who do you like? 397 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,914 I would like to go to therapy. 398 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,457 Try getting this one into it. 399 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,126 Our problems are exactly that, our problems. 400 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,628 And we'll figure them out ourselves. 401 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:58,173 If you could figure them out yourselves, you wouldn't be in this pickle. 402 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,633 She's got you there. 403 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:03,428 You boys used to refuse to file divorce papers to clients 404 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,389 who hadn't tried marriage counseling first. 405 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,391 -Nobody's talking divorce. -Not talking divorce! 406 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,476 All I'm saying is you used to love it 407 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,561 when the couples came back from counseling 408 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,940 and said they were giving their marriage another try. 409 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,863 So, do you want to be the couple that goes to therapy and gets things better, 410 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,492 or the couple that's stuck in a loop? 411 00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,001 Thank you so much for this. 412 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,252 It was, um... 413 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,505 So awkward. 414 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,007 So awkward! 415 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,758 Yeah. 416 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:46,054 Listen, I really appreciate that you've been so sweet about waiting to... 417 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,265 I just like being around you. 418 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,059 Thank you. Me, too. 419 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:54,980 Good night. 420 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,583 -I should go. -Yep. 421 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,501 -Yeah. -Purse. 422 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,135 -Or I could stay. Okay. -Yes. Please. 423 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,648 Let's do this in the back of my car. There's more room. 424 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,025 -Okay. -Okay. 425 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:40,942 Car keys. 426 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,031 Ow. 427 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:53,955 What are you doing? 428 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,292 I am putting together this contraption for your shower. 429 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,586 Oh, God, no. You don't have to do that. 430 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:02,506 Grace, this isn't completely impossible, like scrambled eggs. 431 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:05,133 There are directions. I can read. See? 432 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:09,930 This piece, obviously, goes right here. 433 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,266 Obviously, this piece does not go here. 434 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,436 We should let Frankie do it. She's gonna bedazzle it anyway. 435 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,397 I built a billion-dollar company. I can build a chair. 436 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,069 Ah. Oh, fuck! 437 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,445 Ooh. 438 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,031 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Are you okay? 439 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,075 -Are you okay? -No! It hurt like hell. 440 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:33,870 Jesus... 441 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,707 I suck at this taking-care-of-people thing. 442 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:41,128 Yeah, well, I'm not exactly a pro at it, either. 443 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,463 Maybe that's why all my marriages imploded. 444 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,925 Wasn't it because you're a bit of an egomaniac? 445 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:50,053 Yeah, that probably had something to do with it. 446 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,557 You know, you might be a disaster when it comes to taking care of people, 447 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,101 but there is one test you passed with flying colors. 448 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,185 -I did? -Mm. 449 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,187 You tried. 450 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,941 And you kept trying, even when you should have given up. 451 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,651 It was very sweet. 452 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,071 You know what I'd like to do for you right now? 453 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,990 No. What? 454 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,994 Go to the hospital and make sure I didn't break my foot. 455 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,963 What are you doing? 456 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:26,882 Putting together Grace's chair. 457 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,885 I wasn't sure you'd be here. 458 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,096 Of course I'm here. Where else would I be? 459 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,099 You said you were going to Winnie's house. 460 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:39,728 No, you said I was going to Winnie's house. 461 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:43,607 True. And now that I've had some time to reflect, 462 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:46,443 and given myself a good Del-Talking to, 463 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:49,821 I see that I may have overreacted a little bit. 464 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,406 Frankie, you don't have to-- 465 00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:55,911 No, no, I had no right to jump to those conclusions. 466 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:59,456 I trust you and I'm just being jealous. 467 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,750 I appreciate that... 468 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:03,668 but... 469 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:07,047 there is... something. 470 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,256 Oh, God. 471 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,008 No, it's not what you think. 472 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:14,054 But I have been spending a lot of time with Winnie, 473 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:17,599 and I've been enjoying it, but I feel really bad about it. 474 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,477 Well, you don't have to feel bad about having friends. 475 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,897 No, but it's starting to feel like it could be a lot more. 476 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:28,610 All the time I'd be spending with you, I've been spending with her. 477 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,404 So you want to be with Winnie? 478 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,116 No, I want to be with you. But you're not there. 479 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,703 Well, there are solutions, Jacob. This is the 20th century. 480 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:39,955 Twenty-first century. 481 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:41,623 Even better. 482 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,668 I can't do this anymore. 483 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,379 Okay, you know what? 484 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:50,799 I'll put together Grace's thing and, uh... 485 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,842 I have to bedazzle it anyway. 486 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,302 -I meant-- -I know what you meant! 487 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,097 -I don't want to hear it. -Frankie... 488 00:25:58,932 --> 00:25:59,975 I'm lonely. 489 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,562 -And I miss you. -Oh... 490 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,941 But I can't put my life on hold when you're not there, 491 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:10,360 which is most of the time. 492 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,738 Let's just go to Santa Fe right now. 493 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,909 We'll swing by Del Taco, get my phone, and then straight to Santa Fe. 494 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,245 But you hate Santa Fe. 495 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,539 But I don't want to break up. 496 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,460 And it sounds like that's what we're doing. 497 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,546 I think it is. 498 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,341 I think long distance beat us. 499 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,940 Oh, my God! Where's Jacob? I've got to thank him. 500 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,900 Oh, you can't. He left. 501 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,237 But I thought he wasn't going until tomorrow night. 502 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,447 He wasn't. 503 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:57,240 Oh... 504 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,199 Ah. 505 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,618 Frankie, what happened? 506 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,041 Frankie? 507 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,845 ♪ I can think of younger days ♪ 508 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:24,184 ♪ When living for my life ♪ 509 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:30,857 ♪ Was everything a man could want to do ♪ 510 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:37,572 ♪ I could never see ♪ 511 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:42,577 ♪ Tomorrow ♪ 512 00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:47,832 ♪ I was never told ♪ 513 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:52,796 ♪ About the sorrow ♪ 514 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,009 ♪ And ♪ 515 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:01,638 ♪ How can you mend ♪ 516 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:06,267 ♪ A broken heart? ♪ 517 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:14,526 ♪ How can you stop the rain Falling down? ♪ 518 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:20,281 ♪ Tell me how can you stop ♪ 519 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,658 Okay, good night.